The evolution of the opossum is nearly complete. The dawn of the Überpossum awaits.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Pro Tip #447
If you're going to get drunk and pass out somewhere, your neighbor's trash can isn't a good choice. Sure it looks awfully cozy and inviting but don't. Your neighbor will call the news media and they'll take photos of you.
Hello and WELCOME to the Lair of the Überpossum®. Being an ordinary opossum myself, it’s just such a pleasure to assist my liege the Überpossum in any way I can. We weren't really expecting visitors but since you've made the effort, feel free to look around. Skepticism should be employed.
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